Once again I have picked up the metaphorical quill and began to dampen it’s point into the ink pot of life. Or less pretentiously, it’s mother-fucking rant time. Have you ever tried to quit smoking? I don’t recommend it. If you’re tired of smoking, try sucking on the barrel of a shotgun. It will be easier to find a gun, acquire some sort of licensing and polish the beautiful cobalt steel barrel with your lips, than it will be to quit smoking. With that beautiful piece of visualization out of the way, do quit smoking. It will make you more acceptable by main stream society
Why do we, as a society, feel the need to make social pariahs to spit on? Smoking will kill you, I have no doubt. Other things that will kill you include, but are not restricted to: sugar, plastic water bottles, global warming, too much sex, not enough sex and AIDS. So maybe you should: use aspartame, enjoy the tinny taste of your steel water bottle, go fuck yourself, and use a condom while fucking yourself. What do you think? Well I know that aspartame gives me a mean case of heartburn, but ‘to each their own.’
Everything fun has the potential to kill you. The only thing you can do to enjoy life is take care of yourself, AS YOU SEE FIT. Once again, smoking will fuck your health up, but I feel that’s your choice. When you treat a smoker like an outcast, you are just as much of an asshole as they are for blowing smoke in your face. I’m not saying you should go snuggle up with someone as they emit cyanide from their lungs, but don’t look down upon them. Don’t yell at someone for smoking by your bus stop; ask them politely if you can switch places with them, and make sure they are downwind. All of the non-smokers that are driving cars can eat a bag of dicks. You know how much exhaust you emit and breathe driving a car, or a lawn mower, or those fucking tar melting machines they use for roofing. That’s some sick shit you’re pumping into the air. Smoking is bad, it smells bad and it’s bad for you and all those around you. That doesn’t make a smoker a bad person and they should certainly not be treated as such. Treat each other with respect. Rich or poor, brown or white, we’re all lousy fucking humans. So focus on self-respect and respect for others. Together we make the world a better place.
As a final note:
To the assholes that made fun of me when I asked if I could buy a smoke from them,
I’m trying to quit. I buy one cigarette from people in passing when I really need one. You don’t have to laugh at me and make fun of me because you think I’m a beggar. Even if I was financially troubled, there’s no reason to laugh at such a misfortune. So to the redneck hicks on the porch of the Pioneer Pub today, go fuck yourselves…. But use a condom, I don’t want you reproducing.
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